小禾小影
全英文的?。海杭?親愛的觀眾朋友們,大家晚上好!(鞠躬) 乙:Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。 甲:你說什么? 乙:我說英語??! 甲:英語?英國老鼠?好家伙,來一中半個(gè)學(xué)期,成了洋鬼子了。 乙:這不是洋鬼子。這是世界普通話嘛——English.你懂嗎? 甲:哦,世界普通話。我也會(huì)說。世界不懂話嘛。我說給你聽。 乙:你說說給我聽! 甲:…… 乙:這是什么東東呀? 甲:哈,聽不懂就對(duì)了。這就是你說的世界不懂話。說了誰也聽不懂的話。 乙:咳,你這個(gè)人,什么年代了,還這么落后,我說的可是正宗英語,現(xiàn)在 已經(jīng)成了世界通用的語言了,所以 叫世界普通話。就象中國普通話一樣普及。 甲:是嘛。你這么說,我倒要見識(shí)見識(shí)了。 乙:你想學(xué)英語? 甲:廢話。不學(xué)不就象你說的,落后了嘛? 乙;對(duì),你真聰明! 甲:你可以教我嘛? 乙;好?。?甲:太謝謝你了,那,比如,見了面用英語怎么打招呼呀? 乙:這很容易,招手:Hello…… 甲:哦,(學(xué))二樓!這真的容易。見了面,上二樓,叫我吃飯?。?乙:不是二樓!是Hello。 甲:哦,不是二樓,是下樓?讓我下樓,又不讓我吃飯了?咳…… 乙:你這人真是的,你餓暈了嗎?總吃什么飯啊,什么二樓,下樓。還下流呢!看來你真不是學(xué)英語的料。不教你了, 甲:哎!不要生氣啊,你就再教教我嘛。 乙:好吧!誰叫我是個(gè)大好人呢? 甲:那么,你叫什么名字,怎么說? 乙:我叫韋東。 甲:不是,我是問你,英語“你叫什么名字”怎么說。 乙:哦,你聽啊,What's your name? 甲:(壯話)聞是用name(重復(fù)),哦,英語真了不起! 乙:怎么了? 甲:我們是壯族的啊!你聽啊,英語也和我們壯話一樣,教育我們,人家放屁了,千萬不要在后面跟著,好好(講壯話)跟了放屁的人,不是好臭嘛,是吧! 乙:這怎么是壯話呢?還跟什么放屁連在一起,亂七八糟的。 甲:(傻笑)呵呵。 乙:我可告訴你,你還想不想學(xué)英語? 甲:(趕忙)想學(xué),想學(xué)。不就和我們壯話一樣嘛。 乙:聽了啊,是,就是yes。 甲:咽死!咽死!這多么不吉利啊! 乙:你說什么? 甲:咽死,咽死,不說什么! 乙:好,不呢,英語就是no。 甲:哦,不,英語是這個(gè),腦! 乙:不是腦袋,是NO。 甲:不就是腦——嘛! 乙:對(duì) 甲:“教室”,用英語怎么說? 乙:教室是“Class room。” 甲:格拉格rem,格拉格rem,你們的教室是在木樓上面嘛? 乙:沒有??! 甲:那你們教室也夠吵的啦! 乙:為什么? 甲:格拉格rem 格拉格rem 不是同學(xué)們?cè)诮淌依镉殖痔尩匕澹ǜ窭駌em 格拉格rem) 乙:哇!你這人,想象力還挺豐富的。 甲:是嘛!這樣,記英語單詞也就快了嘛! 乙:真有你的! 甲:讓你這么一教,我很快就學(xué)會(huì)了英語啦。 乙:好啊?那你就把剛才我教給你的英語給我說一遍。 甲:好,聽著啊——(說不出來) 乙:快說呀! 甲:你急什么急呀!我不正準(zhǔn)備呢嘛?(又說不出來) 乙:看見了吧?說不出來了!我說你不好好學(xué),怎么說好英語呢? 甲:誰說我學(xué)不好英語啦?聽啊,見了面說二樓,然后說我what's your name?如果name了我。那你就會(huì)咽死,因?yàn)樯厦妗案窭駌em,格拉格rem” 乙:都什么亂七八糟的。

伯妮新娘
中小學(xué)英語劇本文章列表[中小學(xué)英語劇本]《白雪公主》英語童話劇 佚名 09-18[中小學(xué)英語劇本]AprilFool'sDay 佚名 04-03[中小學(xué)英語劇本]瑪菲女兒《吐蕃來使求娶文成公主》(獨(dú)幕劇) 小嗎啡(… 12-08[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英語短?。?The Tortoise and the Hare(龜兔賽跑) 尚麗娟(… 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英語短劇:The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威) 尚麗娟(… 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英語童話?。喊籽┕?劇本> 佚名 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]兒童英語劇本Little Red coat 佚名 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英語表演劇本--小獅子找食物 佚名 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英語小品劇本-----小紅帽 佚名 11-27[中小學(xué)英語劇本]英文小品The Ants and the Picnic 佚名 11-10[中小學(xué)英語劇本]Jungle Story 張宇 11-10[中小學(xué)英語劇本]The Three Bears 張宇 11-10[中小學(xué)英語劇本]Little Red Riding Hood 張宇 11-10[中小學(xué)英語劇本]Cinderella 張宇 11-10[中小學(xué)英語劇本]Little Duck 佚名 11-10共 15 篇文章 首頁 上一頁 下一頁 尾頁 頁次:1/1頁 20篇文章/頁 轉(zhuǎn)到:
飛天之夢想
搞笑小學(xué)英語小品劇本《新守株待兔》人物:農(nóng)夫,兔子A,兔子B,大樹。農(nóng)夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停頓)[走兩步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨鏡戴上)[冷酷地走兩步,突然被絆了一跤,繼續(xù)保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now![開始展示名牌,邊說邊掏]Look!This is my modernmobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸張低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經(jīng)意地掏出一個(gè)蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It’s this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what’s this?癢癢撓?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——鋤頭~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動(dòng)作]樹:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動(dòng)作,哼哼哈西!??!]I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導(dǎo)觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺(tái)]兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地,邊鋤邊上場,突然看見前面有個(gè)兔子]農(nóng)夫:(驚喜地)Lunch![扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個(gè)人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機(jī)。兩人繼續(xù)走,兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對(duì)準(zhǔn)了兔子。]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(嚇一跳)What do you want?
嘆久妞子
Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye. Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma. (貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。) Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you? Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you? Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing? Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it! Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. (小鴨子跳入河里,幫貓先生捉到了魚。) Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal. Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you. Little Duck: My pleasure.(抬頭看看天色)I have to go now. Mr. Goat: Help! Help! Little Duck: Who’s crying? Mr. Cat: I don’t know. Little Duck: Let’s go and see. Mr. Cat: Alright. (小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。) Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat! Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat? Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up. Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor? Mr. Cat: Sure. (他們把山羊先生扶起來。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。) Mr. Goat: Thank you very much. Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going? Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us. Little Duck: It’s my pleasure. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time! Little Duck: I will. Good bye! Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye! 英語小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (媽媽拿著一個(gè)籃子,把桌子上的水果放在籃子里) Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌,歡快地跑進(jìn)來)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一邊把水果放在籃子里,心事重重地說)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood:(邊提起籃子,邊點(diǎn)頭說)Ok! Mum: (親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場:在路上 (一陣輕快的音樂由遠(yuǎn)而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下籃子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(隨著一陣低沉的音樂,Wolf大步地走上臺(tái))I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辮子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill. Wolf:(自言自語)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(對(duì)Little Red Riding Hood說)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞) Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大樹后) Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場:Grandma家 Grandma: (喘著氣出場,顫顫悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床邊,喘了幾口,打幾個(gè)哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。) Wolf:(從樹后出來,邊走邊說)I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對(duì)觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf:(裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音,一邊得意地?fù)u動(dòng)尾巴,一邊說)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma: (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma: (驚慌失措地抓緊衣服,瞪著眼睛,邊叫迫從床上滾到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翹起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood:(高興地敲門)Grandma.Grandma. Wolf:(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳著進(jìn)來,把籃子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,邊摸邊說)Look! What a big hands? Wolf:(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No! Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃狀,拍拍肚子說)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter: (一邊拿著槍,一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推門)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf:(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲) Hunter: (端起槍想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(從桌子上拿起剪刀,舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma: (從桌子上拿來針線) Little Red Riding Hood:(搬來幾個(gè)石頭)One, two, three. Hunter: (把小石頭裝進(jìn)Wolf的衣服里) Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter: (拿起槍)Woke up! Wolf:(起床,兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf:(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter: (開槍)Bang, bang! Wolf: (應(yīng)聲倒下) Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you
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